This has the potential to go so many ways. The racial implications of a black Cap; Bucky’s guilt and what the government actually DOES with him. I mean, even if you grant that he was brainwashed, he told Tony, “I remember everything,” which means he is a treasure trove of info.

Between Wandavision, this and Loki, I…

Between the assumption of Sam officially taking up the Captain America mantle, and the show possibly delving into Isaiah Bradley, I cannot fucking wait to see where this show goes.

Also, minor aside, Mackie is a goddamn treasure and I’m so, so, so, so goddamn happy to see Marvel give Sam the spotlight he deserves.

Iceberg c. 2035

Looks about right.

Better a slow news day with articles about how icebergs really float, than a busy news day with all sorts of shitty stuff going on (well, shittier than normal, anyways)?

Hollywood in the ‘50s would have greenlit, shot and released three films in the time it would take to explain it.

“And on that note, the week this releases I’ll be sure to mute/block anything that has to do with this gold painted shit."

I loved the sci-fi aspects of Man of Steel, and the take on what a real-world fight between Kryptonians on Earth would look like (a la MiracleMan), but Costner’s Pa Kent was the absolute worst. “Let as many people die as need be, self included, to keep your identity secret.” I can’t imagine anything that runs more…

It’s one thing to recut a movie that was ruined by studio interference, or that the director could never get a handle on, but that assumes there was always a good movie hiding in the editing room.

Oh absolutely, there’s no other way they’re gonna react. They’ll eat it up, call it the best movie ever made, and anyone who dares disagree is just a mindless hater in their eyes. I’m already exhausted just thinking about how smug and annoying those chodes are gonna be when it’s actually released.

I think that future is already here. Coppola just put out a new version of The Godfather III, which pretty much defines turd-polishing. (And apparently this version cuts Michael’s death scene, so they could always go back and make Godfather IV: So Old, So Very, Very Old, I suppose.) It’s one thing to recut a movie…

A true mixed-media film. Splice in some still panels from the Morrison/Porter JLA run while Jared Leto talks about Society. Maybe just have the ending be that episode of the Justice League cartoon where Superman and Darkseid punch the shit out of each other. The mind-blowing cameo? It’s fucking Rorschach! Only then he…

I don’t like that he got a second chance at this I’m sorry but it’s straight up bullshit. It can lead to a nasty future where a film could be made and someone can claim “Lolz, not my vision but I’ll fix it in the future with what was intended to happen” Like, no. Your work was already there! The bones of it is yours!…

That could be incredible. It would be like the Steven Soderbergh’s Schizopolis of superhero movies. It would cut from grainy phonecam clips of Affleck in his Batman cowl and a stained Guardians of Ga’Hoole t-shirt sing-talking Cohen’s “Waiting For The Miracle” sitting on a toilet in a darkened hotel bathroom to…

not that i have any reason to expect any kind of media literacy from the people on this website, but let’s not pretend women haven’t headlined movies since the industry began

Hallelujah. It's the only one he actually knows. 

There are alternate universes where The Snyder Cut is an art film masterpiece of hodgepodge cuts, missing special effects, actors talking over storyboards, and Snyder just describing his idea where Batman fucks Lois Lane while travelling back in time to kill Joe Chill.

very true. I just thought it was a neat easter egg for the eagle-eyed :)

Okay, now i feel like an idiot as it’s suddenly clicked that Monica’s SWORD-issue undersuit is effectively her current default costume in the comics (gods help them though if she pairs it with a trenchcoat and starts on about how “Aunty Monica’s back”