How do they know they werent executed? If they were all relatively young and healthy, what killed them instead?

I always wonder if in 400 years people will be digging up our graves to examine our remains “From the 1900 to the 2100, it was very popular to pump dead bodies full of toxic chemical and stick them in the ground in air tight containers for no reason at all other than to waste money!”

The concept of whiteness itself is a big, fat intentionally instituted, non-scientific fraud and a lie. Therefore, progress and change will continue to be either cosmetic and/or repeatedly reversed over time (see: Voting Rights Act and Civil Rights Act statuses) as long as the highly organized and entrenched criminal…

From what I’ve read from advice columnists all across the spectrum, it’s actually fairly common to get fake letters (though it’s usually done in a very half-hearted manner). Apparently, some people think it’s fun to “prank” advice columnists. Haha, gotcha! You printed a fake letter lulz!

Dear Dazed and Confused:

Dazed and Confused,

If you are in a mutually-agreed upon monogamous relationship, don’t cheat. Why is that so hard to get? If you are tempted, speak to your partner. This is basic human decency here

Coming clean to my wife will effectively and immediately end our marriage. She’s strictly committed to a monogamous relationship, which I agreed to. I don’t want to hurt anybody but I know it will happen. What’s your take on all this?

“I don’t want to hurt anyone,” says the guy that already cheated on his wife, and helped someone else in an already failing marriage do further damage to their own spouse.

Third person is a piece of shit who wants the risk of an affair but the safety that if it falls apart with the affair they have the marriage to fall back on.

“The odds of surviving a surgical operation were appallingly slim.”

Well, Cheetolini is still our president, so we should be surprised, but not too much.

In the good old days, all that would be composed using individual letters clipped from different magazines, glued to construction paper, and mailed to major newspapers using excessive postage.

Just my two cents, but I think white supremacy is much more rational than it appears, if you think of it more as a belief system that facilitates the transfer of intergenerational wealth. They won’t challenge the belief because they love what it accomplishes. It's not self-destructive, just look at the disparity of…

Okay, I thought the whole BirdinaBox (don’t make me google the real title because I just don’t even care enough to hit page up right now) was hilarious. Maybe it is because I read a lot of cultural studies articles and can tell academic analysis from satire (yes, there is a thin line from time to time, but nowhere…

Before this existed, the black community was successful despite the much greater existing racism.

Exactly what is an ‘independent’ 2 year old? Does she get to stay out late at night? She decides when she wants to boom boom in the potty and when in the underwear? (Oh, wait, that’s Trump). 

Well, Michael did just kind of preach about killing all white people above. And he did ask the question a month or two ago (from a third party) “Why haven’t you slit all the white folks throats yet?” (and I’m still hoping to get a deferment on that, Michael! Love your writing! Remember, #NotAllWhitePeople!).

“I am a white 40 year old male with a wife and a 2 year old daughter. I go to work every day to support my family and raise my daughter to be an independant, loving, respectful, and intelligent person.”

I was hoping the birdbox thing was going to make it in the Clapback Mailbag. My white brethren never disappoint!