The only reason they’d ask that is if you’re not a foodie. Foodies commonly talk about really good food with an enthusiasm and drama that almost sounds like they’re talking about sex. That’s their normal. (Personally, if someone sent me a box of fancy cheeses I’d probably be much the same, because I love cheese but…

Which is very odd... pretty much every Ethiopian I’ve known in the DMV have been Muslim.

Also, a 6" cake serving 10 people.

I think it’s that, unlike the other things, you need a special dedicated pot and utensils  to make fondue. It’s still kind of middle class fancy, though, not rich people fancy.

A $100 RUSTY trash can, no less. What a deal.

Related to the caramel apple, I’m calling bullshit on that 6" present cake serving 10 people.

Can’t be worse than Jeff Sessions. At least I personally have not heard her say anything overtly racist, which is more than I can say fort him.

Right. “Could”? It’s the goal!

Yup. They’re fascists who want to run the country as a third world banana republic in order to personally enrich themselves. Of course they don’t want anyone who works for them to be able to say anything.

Classic fascist tactic. Get the public used to the government being secretive and making arbitrary decisions - and then when you go to round up the Muslims and shut down dissenting websites, they’ll tolerate it.

Transparency in government? This is a man who is *already* using the office of President to personally enrich himself and his family, and it’s not even his office yet. There will be no transparency, because that would reveal the massive corruption, cronyism, and nepotism that will be one of the primary hallmarks of…

Honestly, he’s not even the worst cabinet candidate that’s been put forward. The next 4 years are gonna be rough.

Since he doesn’t read books, what do you think he’ll put in his library?

Also, “urban” is in the name, and as Donald Trump has let us know, black people live in urban areas, and Ben Carson is black. Therefore, he must know about urban things! I’m about 90% sure that was actually Trump’s line of thinking....

Some other commenters have said that on 4chan, “cheese pizza” is slang for child pornography. So I guess some 4chan guys saw leaked emails where Podesta talked about getting (actual) cheese pizza and made a crazy leap of “logic”.

Is a small business owner a public figure?

Really really rich people absolutely do fly in food that they miss from their hometown.

You’re talking about extremely rich people. They absolutely do deliver food by airplane.

“SRA” was debunked many years ago, and the person who made it up admitted to it. Child sex trafficking is a huge awful problem, often enabled by institutions that would rather cover it up than bring negative attention on themselves. But it has nothing in particular to do with satanic rituals or Nazis. It’s just…

Explained what shit? That he mentioned a popular local pizza restaurant in an e-mail one time?