I’ve said it before but every time I see him interact with his daughters, every little in joke, cuddle, embarrassing Dad-ism, long suffering daughter eye roll, every time the pride and love he feels shines from his eyes and radiates from his grin I miss my father so much it’s like a gut punch. Lucky girls, lucky…

While I always have thought Aziz is funny, I also found him slightly annoying. Master of None has totally changed that for me - it is a true gem! I hope Aziz gets to live out all of his food dreams. . .

“yourq [sic] amazing”

I find her far more interesting than him. If I watched this documentary it would be a few minutes long because I’d skip to only the bits she was on.

I hope Bryan Cranston steals that Oscar right from out from under Leo. He’s the EGOT we deserve! He’s already halfway there!

This is really fucking heartbreaking to me.

Doesn’t this mean you’ve “caught a body”?

With this Lady Gaga , Linda Perry story I’m still trying to understand What’s Going on?

Yes, this! I could live in the safest neighborhood where nothing bad has ever happened, and I would STILL dead bolt my door. It’s a psychological sense of safety for me. But seriously, there is no reason to not lock your door. I do it when I take my dog for a quick pee at 3am and no one is around, I still gotta lock…

Just as an aside to all of this, one of the stories linked says the guy walked in through an unlocked back door. Kids, please: lock your doors. I know you feel like nothing can happen to you at that age, but even if you feel like it’s unnecessary, please please pleasepleaseplease lock your doors. In college my brother…

I’m a student at Geneseo. I didn’t know any of the people involved, but I did live on the same street where it happened. It’s really shaken everyone at the school. Administration has been as kind and helpful as they could possibly be in a situation like this. But I’m angry.

I’ll never forget when I was dating this man three years ago and one day he proceeded to get strangely aggressive toward me and controlling. I looked him in the eye, tried my best not to look scared and proceeded as normal with cooking, and he backed off of his “weird mood.” But I felt like I escaped something. Then…

“their place of fitness” I'm going to start referring to everything like this. The Mexican restaurant is now my place of tacos.

I’m tired and cranky and stinky at the gym. I have like negative libido post gym. Even if I did though, public sex isn’t cool unless you can guarantee not to leave any trace behind you for someone else to discover/clean up and there is no chance of someone unwittingly walking in on you.

actual footage of Jia eating at Chipotle. #trashpanda

What was everyone's height of Real World love? Mine was New Orleans, I remember like being obsessed with every moment, every cast member from the casting special on. My cousin and I would eat bagel bites in the basement and just watch marathons of it to relive every second.

Please let this be the beginning of a weeks worth of stories about beautiful English icons not dying from cancer.

Love his Carpool Karaoke. It even made me like Justin Bieber and Iggy Azalea (for a few minutes anyway). *hides in shame*

Why is Jennifer Lawrence nominated for that average performance in a very very average film? She is the “young people” ratings bait. Every fucking year. I’m sure she’ll spew out something quirky about food and being clumsy and “normie” people crap. I am so over it. On the other hand, I’m thrilled to see Mad Max being…

Fuck! We just went through 3 weeks between episodes because of the holidays, and now you’re telling me I have to wait another week for the episode I was expecting to download tomorrow morning? Not cool Koenig.