Damn I was hoping for the ghost of Robert Kardashian

I expect you’ll be sending out a newsletter using Mail Kimp?

Also, on July 12th be sure to pick up my tell all Bears: A Serial Listener Who Remembers, Like, a good 60% of what happened but only about 25% of the Names Involved but still makes “There’s a Shrimp Sale at the Crab Crib” Jokes.

How is this even a first round series to begin with? They had the 2nd and 3rd most points in the Western Conference, and the 3rd and 5th most in the entire NHL. But hey, they play in the same division so let’s make them first round opponents...? Great system, hockey.

People who cite weather as a really important reason to live or not live somewhere are weak. In the meantime, thanks for keeping Chicago’s cost of living relatively cheap compared to peer cities.

They’re just trying to finally solve the question of if she was born with it or if it’s Maybelline.

Yep, I gotta know.

Zero fucks Obama is the best Obama.

“Fuck. So close.”

She sounds like a cartoon rodent.

TBH student discounts should be able to be used until your student loan debt is repaid.

Don’t get too excited, y’all. You know this shit is only coming out on Tidal.

Before she met Kendall she was Carlie Closs.

Maybe I am trying to put a good face on it, but when going into this, I think Molly thought, “Who would be okay with making my wedding day totally awkward for not only my husband but our family and friends? Probably the person who agreed to be Black Hitler.”

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

I’ll miss you guys.

He went to get help and can be seen later taking care of the baby (see longer video):

The most hilarious scenario is Republicans stop the nomination of a new Justice, Hilary wins and nominates Obama.
I’m pretty sure I’d die laughing.

No disrespect to good gym teachers but it’s pretty clear he's going to be a bad gym teacher next.

her and Rahm got to go