notclever13
notclever13
notclever13

When I win, I’m going to take that five-foot-long check they give you and deposit in my savings account by using the ATM at the nearest branch of my bank.

Seriously, there are exactly two pairs that I would wear for a Chicago winter—the Sorels and the Crocs. And really only the Sorels, because those Crocs are actually nowhere near the border of nice.

Seriously, there are exactly two pairs that I would wear for a Chicago winter—the Sorels and the Crocs. And really

Uh, the vast majority of these novelty shoes can’t be worn in snow.

Uh, the vast majority of these novelty shoes can’t be worn in snow.

See, I like the shape because I can always find it easily in the bottom of my purse.

How do you give it out to family and close friends? Do they also get taxed? I think that is the info I really would like to know, because my circle is pretty small and if I were to win, I would certainly help out all those that are close to me because they deserve it as much as I do.

In today’s episode of Dr. Oz, a show about fake medicine, Charlie Sheen sat down with the once-esteemed physician to talk about going off his HIV medication in order to seek alternative treatment in Mexico

I saw Dr. Oz first and thought “Woah, Charlie is looking rough these days”

I watched him more than Obama, I think. He nodded or clapped at unexpected places, like when Obama called out profiling Muslims. Maybe distancing the party from Trump?

My husband thinks its a shout out to John Boehner.

I’m loving the color of her dress!

LOL I was waiting for Leo to pretend to consider settling down for this Oscar.

Ooooooh. I have a friend who worked as an entertainer on a cruise ship. I will encourage her to come here and share, but I cannot divulge the stories she’s already told me because of permission and doxxing issues.

“one son together, Zowie, who later changed his named to Duncan.”

Appropriate pic for today, taken at Bowie’s wedding:

WE ARE ALL TIG NOTARO.

I’m happy for John Hamm. I would have also accepted Bob Odenkirk or Rami Malek. Maybe one of these years Matthew Rhys will be nominated for The Americans.

Maura Tierney has never even been nominated before? That’s crazy.

Every time I hear “Hiddlestoners,” I’m like: really? That’s the best fan-girl name you could come up with?

She’s adorable, but damn this is a seriously mediocre tune.