“their place of fitness” I'm going to start referring to everything like this. The Mexican restaurant is now my place of tacos.

I’m tired and cranky and stinky at the gym. I have like negative libido post gym. Even if I did though, public sex isn’t cool unless you can guarantee not to leave any trace behind you for someone else to discover/clean up and there is no chance of someone unwittingly walking in on you.

actual footage of Jia eating at Chipotle. #trashpanda

What was everyone's height of Real World love? Mine was New Orleans, I remember like being obsessed with every moment, every cast member from the casting special on. My cousin and I would eat bagel bites in the basement and just watch marathons of it to relive every second.

Please let this be the beginning of a weeks worth of stories about beautiful English icons not dying from cancer.

Love his Carpool Karaoke. It even made me like Justin Bieber and Iggy Azalea (for a few minutes anyway). *hides in shame*

Why is Jennifer Lawrence nominated for that average performance in a very very average film? She is the “young people” ratings bait. Every fucking year. I’m sure she’ll spew out something quirky about food and being clumsy and “normie” people crap. I am so over it. On the other hand, I’m thrilled to see Mad Max being…

Fuck! We just went through 3 weeks between episodes because of the holidays, and now you’re telling me I have to wait another week for the episode I was expecting to download tomorrow morning? Not cool Koenig.

When I win, I’m going to take that five-foot-long check they give you and deposit in my savings account by using the ATM at the nearest branch of my bank.

Seriously, there are exactly two pairs that I would wear for a Chicago winter—the Sorels and the Crocs. And really only the Sorels, because those Crocs are actually nowhere near the border of nice.

Seriously, there are exactly two pairs that I would wear for a Chicago winter—the Sorels and the Crocs. And really…

Uh, the vast majority of these novelty shoes can’t be worn in snow.

Uh, the vast majority of these novelty shoes can’t be worn in snow.

See, I like the shape because I can always find it easily in the bottom of my purse.

How do you give it out to family and close friends? Do they also get taxed? I think that is the info I really would like to know, because my circle is pretty small and if I were to win, I would certainly help out all those that are close to me because they deserve it as much as I do.

In today’s episode of Dr. Oz, a show about fake medicine, Charlie Sheen sat down with the once-esteemed physician to talk about going off his HIV medication in order to seek alternative treatment in Mexico

I saw Dr. Oz first and thought “Woah, Charlie is looking rough these days”

I watched him more than Obama, I think. He nodded or clapped at unexpected places, like when Obama called out profiling Muslims. Maybe distancing the party from Trump?

My husband thinks its a shout out to John Boehner.

I’m loving the color of her dress!

LOL I was waiting for Leo to pretend to consider settling down for this Oscar.