Ooooooh. I have a friend who worked as an entertainer on a cruise ship. I will encourage her to come here and share, but I cannot divulge the stories she’s already told me because of permission and doxxing issues.

“one son together, Zowie, who later changed his named to Duncan.”

Appropriate pic for today, taken at Bowie’s wedding:

WE ARE ALL TIG NOTARO.

I’m happy for John Hamm. I would have also accepted Bob Odenkirk or Rami Malek. Maybe one of these years Matthew Rhys will be nominated for The Americans.

Maura Tierney has never even been nominated before? That’s crazy.

Every time I hear “Hiddlestoners,” I’m like: really? That’s the best fan-girl name you could come up with?

I’m really intrigued by her TBS series that’s coming up.

She’s adorable, but damn this is a seriously mediocre tune.

I like Rashida, but this track is the definition of bland, meh-quality R&B.

I really need to watch her in other things besides Parks and Rec bc my mind cannot disassociate her from Ann Perkins

Every time I hear Justin Bieber’s mother moan about how abortion should be illegal because “Look at who my son turned out to be”, I shoot out a hard snort. Lady, your son is a ringing endorsement for why abortion should be legal, cheap and readily available.

Her tweet made me roll my eyes so hard that I briefly passed out.

I’m going to ignore the first two stories, because ew, but can I just say how impressed I am with Amandla? Talk about living up to your name. I hope my kid grows up to be half as wise and aware at that age.

She was so freakin’ CUTE. I find it very sad that neither she, nor anyone else, will ever know how that adorable face might have matured. Because she - and her mother, who’d have had to give permission at minimum - didn’t think it was good enough.

It was the greatest twist of all time IMO as I would absolutely make Ryan Lochte my sex idiot but ESPECIALLY if he were repping Hut paraphernalia.

The only person I know is Lisa Rinna and that’s only because she played Logan’s mother on Veronica Mars.

I just turned 30. And it makes me very sad that I’m considered an old now. Very very very sad. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to throw on the first Now that’s what I call music while I flip through a coffin catalogue. Do we think a white coffin is tacky? I’ve got a lot of decisions to make.

I love this. I too grew up in a Jesus house and it was sad how, despite my mother’s reassurances that I could ‘tell her anything’, I really couldn’t. There was no way in hell I could bring up anything to do with pre-marital sex or fooling around, even if I just had questions. I learned about sex from my friends…

they make her earlobes look ginormous.