....and he’s, umm, notoriously gay...

There was definitely a rumor about him being gay.

To be fair, I don’t think that I’d want someone who fantasizes about being Camilla Bowles’ tampon changing my child’s diaper.

In all seriousness, is she mid-stroke there?

• “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

America’s chocolate game is WEAK. So weak.

I’ll probably get lost in the greys, but a few SNS’s ago I posted about having a crush on a cute guy with a beard who makes candles, and GUESS WHAT! I managed to slyly give him my phone number and we’ve been on a few dates! And it’s going well! I’m so excited!

Chad grew up and changed his mane to Martin Shkreli.

I’m the liar.

I attended a fundamental baptist middle school (ankle length jean skirts, chapel, no pop music, etc) and I distinctly remember a “science” class where they had to do some major mental gymnastics to support a literal biblical interpretation of science. Fossils are a lie from Satan, carbon dating is a trick by…

When I was little, my sister convinced me that she and everyone in my family were space aliens sent down to kill me. Her real name was Christina and she came down in a beam of lavender light. My real family was dead, btw. I went to my mom, sobbing and she was like, “ you’re nine and too old to believe that.”

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She is. Phoebe’s (Ruby’s ex-fiance) mother is Sophie’s mother’s sister, both daughters of Roald Dahl and Patricia Neal.

She did the holiday party RIGHT!

Who’s hobby is nannying?!

I’m not down with a Moody Bible Institute grad. I know it’s not Wheaton. But yeah. HARD PASS.

“the recent grad of Moody Bible Institute” is “serious about finding himself a woman,” but he’ll be keeping things PG until a special gal puts a ring on it. Renoe “says he’s still going to wait for his honeymoon to tear up his v-card.”

No, it’s usually a physical thing or a truck. Like, the actor orders the Kogi BBQ truck to come feed everyone on the last day, or it’s a jacket with the name of the show. If it’s clothes or a blanket, they tend to be pretty high quality. The best jackets I have are from productions and when I looked them up, they were…

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.