The correct response to this problem is to say, “Fuck it, it’s Thanksgiving” and eat whatever.

As an avid Big Brother viewer I wish that were true.

While I was getting in the car to go to my little sister’s funeral...

my great grandmother said “I never realized how attractive fat people’s faces could be until you.”

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

Jane, I lurked in Milihelen for every single post. I didn’t even have to comment because I can honestly say this was one of the most informed, well rounded commentariats I’ve ever encountered on the internets, and I attribute that to you. You gave solid fucking advice with an open heart and mind and you kept your…

This news is trash. This blog is not.

Um hello, he was on The Hills.

WHY EVEN HAVE AN E! WITHOUT A SOUP

Um, RIP to

I admit that I gave this too much mental real estate today, but my conclusion has been to take it a little personally. Seems like it’s not that the stuff I like doesn’t get enough traffic, it’s that I’m not the reader they want.

Same. And Kitchenette. (And not just cuz I was ungreyed on both.)

CNN has increasingly become a parody of a news network, and somehow a Military blog that shares its home with a video game blog and multiple celebrity gossip blogs has become an amazingly good source for news. It’s a weird world we live in.

Aishwarya Rai is on my short list.

This is great! When I die, I’ll probably do a similar thing with my fortune to prevent my heirs from getting it.

This makes me so sad because SHE SHOULD HAVE DONATED THAT MONEY TO SOME VERY DESERVING CHARITIES TO HELP PEOPLE OR ANIMALS!

She should have taken some of it to buy fake money, shred that, and then donate the rest so that way it couldn’t be replaced. Best way to spite them.

Not to brag or anything, but my dog already has her own REAL fur jacket.

Me too. How many other actually tried to start their own babysitters club?

She’s not wrong. “Ray of light” is Madonna’s BEST album.