Can’t find the nails, and his assistants are too afraid to tell him the box is right in front of him on the counter.

I hope what really happened to Shelly Miscavige eventually does come out. I have feeling it wasn’t because someone forgot to find her during hide and seek. If she is still alive it seems like the church would have done something public to prove she was ok. Or maybe not, these people are just crazy.

Yeah, that was a bitch to unsubscribe from. But like, who the hell needs monthly shipments of exercise clothes and sweatpants? Who are these people?

Yep. A term has been coined for it. “Autonomous sensory meridian response”. The man was a damn sorceror when it comes to ASMR.

I get the impulse to be inclusive (and correct me if I’m wrong) but.. don’t these clubs exist to make business connections?

“THE CHURCH IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE”

This is by far the most baffling example of Pinkham’s Law I’ve yet seen. How many people are just gleefully letting the poots fly in the middle of crowded restaurants?!

GAHHHH!!! ASMR IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG when i saw the lead image i had a heart attack thinking this was an article announcing their divorce. these two are relationship goals, big time. my husband and i went to see them with my parents and it was soooo funny, however extremely awkward since they talk about oral 95% of the time

Calls snow “severe”

Yeah, what a shame it would be for an old school team that hasn’t won in 100+ years that has a die-hard fan base to win the pennant. What a bunnch of jerks, right?

The most interesting thing to me: Theo Epstein is eight wins away from being the guy who broke the two most storied championship droughts in baseball history.

As opposed to the knuckle dragging meatheads from the south side? Fans of the team that has the turnout as a Chicago Fire game, but come out the woodwork to hate on the other team? I’m actually kinda impressed at all the Sox fans that can read and write. Thought most of you are stuck on coloring.

I was actually on season 2, it was a ton of fun. I worked with Genevieve, and Doug did our room and we were terrified at the time because it was right after the Fireplace debacle. Our room ended up being, not for everyone, but I loved it (I did end up painting over it eventually though).

If memory serves me I was the…

I kind of miss the old TLC. The simple makeover shows and A Wedding/Baby story were like the innocent, playing outside, PB&J-eating days of the network. With Trading Spaces and What Not to Wear they became a bratty tween, then a rebellious teenager and entitled college kid. I have no idea what they are now.

TLC is becoming the TMZ of TV.

“They first bitch about all the fish.”

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.

Poor Bess Truman! They forgot to prepare her bottle for easy breakage.