Same number of games as Roethlisberger got for his second sexual assault allegation. Neat.

BCO should open a cocktail bar that serves:

Edgy. No one ever brings up this decade-old story when talking about Harry. Because nothing he’s ever done in all the years since being a stupid teenager (his tours in Afghanistan, his AIDS charity, the numerous things he’s done for disabled veterans including walking to the South Pole and putting on the Invictus…

Totally agree about Harry being the heart throb one. When I was young it was William, but age hasn't treated him nearly as kind as Harry.

The fuck is with English people and their spaghetti bolognese obsession?

When I was in college I bartended at burger restaurant.

This is why you don’t go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.

I always assumed a poached egg was some sort of lion egg that hunters acquired using unscrupulous means.

Apparently, there’s a SFW counterpart to Rule 34 - I did a GIS for “mug of chino” (also, let me just say that a top result before I switched to images was Yahoo answers of somebody asking cuz they were too embarrassed to ask their friends what a “cup of chino” was is, well, sad), and I found precisely what came to…

This should really be done more than once a week...

I’m going to start ordering a mug-o-chino exclusively, now. I'll try not to laugh while doing it.

We all do.

This is off topic, but I miss Sunday Night Sign Off

She reminds me of potatoes. Ore Ida, Rita Ora. I’ll see myself out

Can you just imagine though? Rachael Ray and Jay Z, secret celebrity couple. I’m into it.

I think it was actually designer Rachel Roy and not Rachael Ray that caused the fight with Solange in the elevator.

So my mom died when I was 6 from cancer. At my kindergarten “graduation” I was getting a special citizenship award and was really excited about it. The evening of the ceremony, I remeber my mom laying on the couch obviously in a ton of pain. I, being 6, was oblivious and demanded she get ready for my graduation. She…

Can Millihelen do a guide on how to talk about hair cut features for those of us who have no idea how to articulate what we want? Like, I don’t even know if that question makes sense. I grew up with a hippie mom who did all of our haircuts and then I started cutting my own and just help me, I’m a helpless baby.

I hate it when stylists try to talk to me. I’m terrible at small talk and just have no interest in the banalities of someone’s life I’m probably never going to talk to again. (I should note - I don’t have a regular stylist. I only get my long, stick straight, hair trimmed every 3 months and (1) if you can’t do that…

As someone who literally just got her hair cut, do stylists prefer small talk or no? Because I figure talking is distracting from the actual hair cutting, and I figure I don’t like people bothering me when I’m working. But then I see other stylists/clients talking about their new baby or closing on a house or whatever.