I want this to become a thing. Just a general expression of rage at another person with a slight promise of revenge. “Excuse me, are you going through the ten items or less line with 50 cans of cat food? Fuckin Watermelons Comin”

Her website matches her outfit.

Me! I'm very attracted to twinkly-eyed human smirks!!!!

I want that to be on Todd Akin’s tombstone.

This makes me so, so sick. Like losing all faith in humans sick.

...of the 234 women recently rescued by the Nigerian army after being abducted by Boko Haram last year, a staggering number of them—214—are pregnant.

I know that these posts are dedicated to the ladies who care about their appearance and aren’t shy about using a lot of products, and I know it’s helpful for them. But I would like to see a diary of someone who uses much less product and still cares about how they look. I’m not interested in spending a ton of money on…

i read these product diaries with a hint of voyeurism. i love them, but my goodness they make me feel like an alien because i am low-maintenance when it comes to skin/face products.

It’s 2015. I’m nearly 30. My “nighttime” look is adding eyeliner. Like, that's it. Sometimes, I go crazy and do my hair, nicely, as well. #lazy

I don’t think you’ve eaten enough Chinese food in the Midwest. Panda Express isn’t better than anything.

I hear “chi-POLE-tee” a lot and it drives me fucking crazy. This word isnt goddamn hard.

In retaliation, America will continue to keep Lord Stanley’s cup. You know, like the last couple of decades.

Charlotte was already too popular for me to consider using ten years ago. This will dial it up even more.

I don’t understand this concept at all! By that I mean I don’t get why the public think that a name is claimed by a celebrity once they name their kid that, as if it didn’t exist before. You should just name her that anyway and tell people that it’s a family name. I feel you though, I always feel irrationally upset…

It makes me feel so damn old that so many of you don’t seem to know who Andre Agassi is, and I’m in my 20’s. Either that, or you’ve been living under a rock, I don’t know. I’m not even some massive tennis fan, either.

He’s not official. He’s just some guy who appointed himself to do this because he likes to dress up and get attention.

Step 1: Cut off half my hair and dyed it bright purple at the suggestion of the cute boy in physics with whom I was now free to make out at will (a delightful fact I promptly took non-monogamous advantage of).
Step 2: Put on 20 pounds of muscle doing gymnastics and ballet, earning an ass that got me proposed to weekly…

I mean, does anyone think it’s Malia? Anyone?

Everyone is throwing shade at Blake but I totally get where she’s coming from. I grew up dreaming of going to Harvard. I had a one track mind and it was my singular goal in life to study journalism there. I had Harvard bunting all over my walls and pretty much any and all merchandise you can think of! My mom, who had…

Ever since I heard a story about Demi Lovato punching a guy in the face because she was coked out of her mind, she has earned a permanent soft spot in my heart.