she invented velcro i think

I have a feeling neither woman would be thrilled with the combination.

After the unrelenting gauntlet of misery and human suffering that the news has been lately, this was really great to read. My faith in humanity meter has actually ticked into positive digits for the first time since mid-March.

This looks amazing. I’m very into both Cornwall and smoldering.

The Grand Hotel Mackinac Island northern Michigan. No cars allowed on the island.

Especially with the ring of flowers on her head, she looks like the bride!

i just need teddy to be murdered, i’m sorry to say it, but i just really do

Juliette is suffering from some serious postpartum depression.

"Limps along?" Aw, come on. Slaps! Kisses! Deathly diseases! Snark! Nashville continues to deliver (even though I'm not in love with the Juliette-is-freaked-out-by-motherhood storyline).

I love these features. As a total non-makeup-wearer (sorry), I always look at these pics and am like, “GOD THEY’RE WEARING SO MUCH MAKEUP.” I have coworkers and colleagues who do that shit on the daily, but I usually throw on drugstore mascara 3-4x a week if I remember and call that a full face.

LOL. Your comment about throwing out the kid and starting over reminded me of this story. Once when my kids were about three we got back into the car after coming out of Target or Walmart and I noticed my son was chewing gum. I had not given him any gum. But I had noticed them fascinated with some gum stuck under one…

And if I say “Jared,” you think “Formerly Fat Subway Jared.”

What kind of weirdo freaks are boning at an elementary school anyway?

HORK.

People are so effing lazy. It’s like those assholes that leave their shopping cart in the lot because they can’t be bothered to walk 5 fucking feet to put it back properly. Geezus! This poor kid.

As a hypochondriac with pretty severe OCD, this would be my worst nightmare. I’d have to just throw out the kid and get a whole new one.

An 8 year old should really know better. There’s some wtf here.

One time in LA, I watched a dude order a double meat Seafood Sensation / Cheesesteak hybrid. He sheepishly looked at me and said “Surf and Turf”. Haven’t had Subway since.

At what point does this poll take into consideration that 90% of the people voting are most likely the people who have that particular product and haven't tried any other product. I have the blend tech but I'm not going to vote because I don't know which ones better.

At what point does this poll take into consideration that 90% of the people voting are most likely the people who…

My family has been a Vitamix family for well over a decade. Me and my siblings got them as graduation gifts and continue to use them almost daily. I'll refrain from talking about the hardware. Vitamix's resilient history will speak for itself. What I want to mention is that when my sister's family's house was…

My family has been a Vitamix family for well over a decade. Me and my siblings got them as graduation gifts and…