Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

Counterpoint: The Penguins are the most favored team by the NHL. So who cares if it IS a goal? It’s about time the Caps get a “playoff bounce.”

Records aren’t something one considers when traumatizing a worldwide fan base. But this...

A film adaptation of Stephen King’s 1979 post-apocalyptic novel, The Long Walk, which concerns a deadly walkathon in which contestants must keep a pace of four miles per hour without stopping, is now in development at New Line. James Vanderbilt (Zodiac) is slated to write and produce.

What they were counting on is theaters seeing an increase in people going to the movies, and agreeing to sell them tickets at a discount and give them a cut of the concessions money.

Honest question. What is driving deadspins negative takes on football despite your most popular writer by a mile being a football fan. Without Jambaroo and wyts, this site sucks and I find myself hate reading shit more than anything.

Remember, Horse Gronkowski: It’s not just Gronk riding you. It’s everyone Gronk’s ever ridden who’s riding you...

Lol, do you even know how (Caps) hockey works? Of course they were going to win this game. Down 0-3 leaves the end all but inevitable and robs Caps fans of the searing heartbreak that must accompany the end of a Caps season. I don’t know how the Caps intend on yet again tricking me into a sense of hope before…

Whatever. Fuck that girl and fuck all those people. You aren’t allowed to feel joy. I hope she lost that puck on the way home. Hockey is stupid. I’m not mad, YOU are.

Ok, so where are you magically going to create the land to build housing people would be buying and not renting in these desirable urban locales? Tear down apartment complexes and build single family homes? That doesn’t solve your cheap housing problem, it exacerbates it. How much empty real estate is sitting that…

Yup, totally Trump’s fault that states like NY and ILL have unreasonably high taxes and then expect rural states to pick up the deficits that they rung up. Hell, people in NYC should be able to spend whatever the hell they want to, who cares if Nebraska has to pay for it when NY has a huge deficit.

No, what you are advocating is using taxes from one group of person - presumably wealthy - to help another group - poor people. But that’s not even how it ends up in NYC or San Francisco; middle class is the one who ends up suffering.

is now listed as 418 valuation on Zillow with no repairs or updates done or needed. It’s wild...

I’m sorry, HamNo, but I found this entire post to be disingenuous, because since when have you cared about sounding like a broken record?

Oh no...we’re not numb. It’s one thing to lose to the pens, the rangers, the flyers.....but the fucking BLUE JACKETS?! I know they nearly choked away a season to the leafs last year but if they blow it against the Blue Jackets, I’m burning my signed Ovechkin jersey. No offense to him of course, this isn’t to spite…

If it is legal, it isn’t tax evasion. You can’t legally evade taxes. You can legally lower your tax burden and if you don’t, you are a fucking idiot.

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

Is yoga a sport?

He may understand it, but he doesn’t know how to execute it. The middle movie of a trilogy is not the time to kick out the foundations and set of in a bold new direction.

Calling a ref a “bitch-ass motherfucker” when you switched playground teams because you didn’t want to compete against the best players, like, deserves its own Alanis Morissette song.