As only a Caps fan can say:

One time a customer pooped all over the escalator at my old job and we had to evacuate the premises.

But not everyone agrees with that, which is obviously what the commenter was pointing out. In good faith, too!

“Wherever you happen to fall on Serena’s behavior Saturday night, I’m sure you agree with me that this is the umpire’s fault.”

“ but I can’t imagine anyone outside of that demographic enjoying it or thinking it was a good movie”

I understand that this is rage-bait satire but there really is no good reason not to do this. I get that we live in a PC society but it shouldn’t be controversial to say that the entire country west of the Mississippi has no valid reason for existing

Woah, a guy the Habs misused going on to success elsewhere? Never heard that before.

Here is what Conor McDavid would look like playing against the Oilers.

You’ve got a Boston team winning waaaay to high on a list of desirable outcomes.

Any update on the allegations against Greg Howard or Albert Burneko? Or even a no comment?

cool

Caps fans are actually still worried that the Pens are just going to win the next 4 games of the series, and advance 5 games to 4.

In living rooms all across Pittsburgh, you can quietly hear the whispers of “Hollllltbbyyyy” interrupted only by choking sobs

Never a doubt

As much as I’d like to call Crosby a spitting asshole, I don’t see any spit or attempt to spit there. I guess he’s just an asshole.

Loogie here, Sidney Crosby acting like a brat.

Any Penguins who shared a locker room with Matt Cooke can pretty much shut the fuck up about Wilson.

I don’t even have a horse in the race, but shit. Wilson isn’t half as dirty as Cooke was and the Pens won a Cup with him.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

Counterpoint: The Penguins are the most favored team by the NHL. So who cares if it IS a goal? It’s about time the Caps get a “playoff bounce.”

What they were counting on is theaters seeing an increase in people going to the movies, and agreeing to sell them tickets at a discount and give them a cut of the concessions money.