As only a Caps fan can say:

One time a customer pooped all over the escalator at my old job and we had to evacuate the premises.

But not everyone agrees with that, which is obviously what the commenter was pointing out. In good faith, too!

“Wherever you happen to fall on Serena’s behavior Saturday night, I’m sure you agree with me that this is the umpire’s fault.”

“ but I can’t imagine anyone outside of that demographic enjoying it or thinking it was a good movie”

I felt a deep, incredibly sad irony while I watched socialists protest at the Brandenburg gate in Berlin–they were literally standing on top of markers in the ground where the socialist government of East Germany killed people fleeing communism. I feel the same when I read this article; despite evidence to the…

I understand that this is rage-bait satire but there really is no good reason not to do this. I get that we live in a PC society but it shouldn’t be controversial to say that the entire country west of the Mississippi has no valid reason for existing

Woah, a guy the Habs misused going on to success elsewhere? Never heard that before.

Here is what Conor McDavid would look like playing against the Oilers.

You’ve got a Boston team winning waaaay to high on a list of desirable outcomes.

Any update on the allegations against Greg Howard or Albert Burneko? Or even a no comment?

cool

Caps fans are actually still worried that the Pens are just going to win the next 4 games of the series, and advance 5 games to 4.

In living rooms all across Pittsburgh, you can quietly hear the whispers of “Hollllltbbyyyy” interrupted only by choking sobs

Never a doubt

Maximum Effort!

As much as I’d like to call Crosby a spitting asshole, I don’t see any spit or attempt to spit there. I guess he’s just an asshole.

Loogie here, Sidney Crosby acting like a brat.

that scene was there so we could get a safe bathroom break without worrying

It makes absolutely no sense that she would go into battle with her cleavage exposed because that’s the sort of physical vulnerability that would quickly get a person killed.