Theres one point that needs clarification.

So trimming salaries now with the idea of being financially capable in 5-10 years is evil? They are building a platform to be more successful later at the expense of a team that wasn’t going anywhere for the next decade anyway. Those monsters!

I’m not buying this statement. I don’t see Belichick’s signature or Brady’s paw print on it.

Deadspin is doing the same exact thing for Greg Howard... I don’t think any of them voted for Trump. Maybe it’s time to lose the very wrong idea that only Trump voters are the ones ignoring and/or covering for sexual predators.

“Am I the only one who can’t warm up to this movie?”

People keep bringing up this is a movie about failure to somehow shield it from criticism because it somehow is breaking new ground... but Empire was about failure. In fact I’d say Empire is even more about failure because they actually failed. Han captured, Luke defeated.. you know failure. People died in Last Jedi…

“I like it because it’s different and edgy” is not any better than “I hate it because it didn’t feel like Star Wars”. In between those opinions is a film that is very poorly written and has plot holes the size of the grand canyon.

Barry as a kid:

“According to Jimmy Hyams, Currie didn’t even know that Schiano had ever coached at Penn State...”

Oh I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay.

I will often stand and pee after I’m done taking a crap (and wiping). I don’t know why, but it’s hard for me to get a solid flow going sitting down. Probably should have a doctor look at that...

Those “confidential and also copyrighted” disclosures at the end are a sure sign that the lawyer involved has no idea what they’re talking about. That boilerplate pops up in less reputable spots that are willing to bend their ethics to included nonsense in the hopes that it intimidates the recipient. The author…

What percentage of Trump’s supporters can be described as being like Drew essentially admitted he was? Not actively racist/misogynist as much as men who are stubbornly refusing to engage the wider world because it quite simply threatens them? Drew has been quick to dismiss Trump supporters in the past universally as…

>Works for Gawker

Hey, you can watch Old Yeller as many times as you want, it’ll always end with them shooting the fucking dog.

“Psych them out with a well-placed ‘green duck.’”

The Nats and Caps are like yin and yang, always keeping a constant balance between excitement and disappointment in Washington sports fans

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

Baseball is the better, more rewarding game.

I react to Yankees playoff momentum articles like I do Penguins playoff momentum articles:

Shut up. Shut UP. shutup. shutupshutupshutupSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP SHUT. UP.