Title IX violations and age discrimination? Looks like Albany is doubly at fault, so I guess the plaintiffs have a point.

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

Somewhere out there exists the perfect Bad Quarterback box score.

Ugh. Those jerseys look awful. I hate when teams have nonsensical logos and a mishmash of terrible colours.

Really glad I can enjoy this kind of stuff instead of being an insufferable fucking asshole about it for literally no reason.

Great article, my one nit pick - “Having allowed 29.5 points per game last season and 41 points to Texas” - Texas scored TDs on a pick six, a blocked field goal returned for a TD, and a punt return TD so to blame all 41 points on the defense is pretty misleading.

Maybe, but they’ll be paying full price for tickets.

This is dumb moralizing. If they qualify for the tournament, they deserve to make the tournament.

Hey - they got all pleasures for all tastes at Silky’s House Of Backups.

Female G.O.A.T you mean, right? :)

You don’t need to shit in Albert’s coffee anymore. Fall is here, so it’s likely Pumpkin Spice flavored. The job is done already.

“Just shows me what they got over there.”

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

Rally cat, rally cat why are they claiming you?
Rally cat, rally cat it’s not your fault...

I’m a journalist, who has an understanding of libel law. I also have a friend who worked on this case. ABC fucked up. They made it seem like this product was unsafe or unhealthy without any proof to back that up. Something being “gross” is far from a potential health scare. They covered Chipotle’s recent food…

At least soon we’ll know the right way to abandon a cat after the season ends.

I want to take everyone who votes “homer” and walk them from home plate to the outfield fence. IT’S SO FUCKING FAR.

More people can dunk.

I imagine there are more reasonably athletic tallish people out there who can elevate enough to dunk badly than people with the combination of technique and strength to jack a donger.

You demand that people improve themselves continuously and go to the toughest jobs imaginable, and yet here you are year after year concocting word salads for a website that used to crowdsource funding for athlete dick pictures.