1) Only fucking assholes use the term ‘breeder.’ Grow up.

Woke up, ate breakfast, and went to fucking work like every other person that has to put food on the table every night. Life goes on.

A little too soon to be mocking folks for blowing a huge lead in a national contest, Barack.

Do they make you cover this as some sort of penance for your stupidity?

What do you think the odds are that Albert even read the full WaPo article?? I am guessing pretty low considering it mentions this having to do with on court/ice talent...ZERO fucking times.

Look at that neckbeard. It’s clear he has no goals.

I like to split the difference and utilize grey-market gypsy cabs.

Here we have an article about monopsony where the author doesn’t bother to define the term and probably doesn’t know what the term means. It means the market has one *buyer* for a particular good, the counterpart of “monopoly” where there is one *seller* for a particular good. (It is not “monopoly-lite, when one…

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

Eh, I would rather my vote not count if the voters of DC keep electing this lady. Eleanor Holmes Norton:

This would make a great post on the online discussion portion of my freshman year civics class

What the hell are you talking about? Here are your top three teams in terms of cap space spent on goalies: Dallas at $10.4 million, Wings at $9.5 million, Habs at $9.5 million. Only two other teams spend more than $8 million on their goalies, and the average is under $7 million. And most of the other teams (excluding…

Says the guy who writes about politics and the economy for a sports blog because no reputable place will hire him.

The easily farthest left-leaning sports blog complaining about sports league’s markets not being free enough is always quite funny to me.

I haven’t watched football in almost 15 years.

The rest of the teams in the Big 10 needed what everyone who attends Rutgers needed—a safety school.

I wonder which year this story is from.

“Fuck those people with good educations who move to DC for a well-paying job and like to enjoy a night out at the ballpark without really caring about the Nats since they are probably from another city with a better team.” I bet you live Columbia Heights and bitch about gentrification while ironically drinking a PBR…

Yeah, growing up and living in DC, I can say without a doubt there are no bandwagon Pittsburgh fans.

How do you do, fellow cryptids?