Who has the 2nd best chin? That’s right. Bartolo Colon.

Fine but then who do I root for tomorrow?

Do you like dingers? What about dongers? Do you enjoy watching a team score 7 runs and still be on the razor’s edge of winning/losing? Then you’ll LOVE the Orioles.

Or a clumsy proctologist

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It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Barry, are you insinuating that the Cardinals won....

The Magic Number is and will forever remain at 69

Would they be a JV team?

Barry, articles about Canadian hockey fans in Toronto nonplussed with the product, are for November.

Nate’s whole thing is that emotionally over-invested partisans (non-sociopaths) continually read too much into every little event, aided by narrative-driven media members.

I think you’re really missing it. I’m a never Trump. I registered to vote for the first time since 2016 just to vote against him, so I have no reason to white wash him or his record. Just jotting his support down to ‘racism’ is disingenuous. I know lots of conservatives and I have spoken to many of them and I have…

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Try not being a talentless hack for a year. You might have better luck next year.

I’d say Kessel’s tweet took balls, but, well, you know.

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

+1 Second Round Caps loss

In honor of JoePa they should take a 26 year moment of silence.

Just two games into the season, the Bills have already fired offensive coordinator Greg Roman