Neat.

Weight loss? This sounds like a sure-fire way to alienate Buffalo fans.

Again, if you take Univision’s statements at face value, this was not an editorial decision, which will be underscored by the fact that this post won’t be deleted, as it cannot be construed as a liability carrying over to the new ownership group! But I know law is hard.

You’re right. People should be shitting on the Rams for trading all those picks to get Goff.

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
And I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord

There’s always the next game!

Makes sense that the Rams would wear white, seeing as they haven’t scored yet.

It’s extremely Brownsian that they can’t even be the best at losing

We’re so close to the Comment Nice-pocalypse. I can smell the Nice now.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

But that would mean half your commenting base would be unemployed and unable to comment!

“It is my dream to play baseball”

I’m with her and far from a Trump trumpeter, but how is cajoling members to snitch in violation of “the club’s revered honor code” not boorish itself? Not as boorish as The Dickish One, granted, but still . . .

Yeah, maybe you’ll shake loose a former member or three. But this source-fishing could hook more backlash…

Do the Cardinals have a bunch of games left vs the Braves?

He doesn't have the ball.

Extreme suspension of disbelief that the Browns would be in “win now” mode.

Ugh. Hamilton Nolan writing for Deadspin. Just what nobody wanted.

I thought people from NJ usually took credit for stuff from New York, not Connecticut

Well, calling it the “new” Gawker is being generous. I mean, a story about apartments in New York City?

You just described “Yankees fans” and “Mets fans”, respectively.