The sun only comes up because the rooster crows. Everyone knows that.

There, fixed it for you.

You’re leaving out something huge. American wages were artificially high from 1945 to about 1970 as the rest of the world was rebuilding. All of our factories were intact, while Europe and Asia were decimated.

It’s not the lack of unions. It’s the arrival of competition.

Lol sweet straw man Timmy. Really knocked it out of the park there!

Did Lochte lie or just shade the truth? The story on deadspin published last night seems to be the most accurate and comprehensive order of events.

4 piss ass drunk swimmers vandalize a gas station at 6am. Security comes up and demands compensation speaking a foreign language and a gun may or may not have been drawn.

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This is a complicated and fraught topic, one that deserves a more thoughtful take than the one offered by Ms. Moskovitz. This is not about some cruel effort by men to define and control women’s bodies, as she glibly asserts. It’s about trying to create an environment where women have a chance to compete and succeed,…

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot

No, you don’t. Phelps has more than twice the medals of the next Olympic swimmer. He’s an outlier among the outliers. He won his best event 4 straight times.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

You know what would be REALLY repulsive? Hosting the Olympics in say, 2000 and parading pretty much every medalist in your nations history with one exception. The most recent male track and field medalist. The guy who happened to be on the podium when two African-American men made a black power salute. He would be…

Learn some neat stuff about the law.

Good point about Richards, who looks like he backed off too soon.

That said, hockey is an odd sport if neglecting to rub out a guy can lead to a boner.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

What about the homophobic implications of the “sausage fest” chant?

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Hey look everybody, Andy Dalton made it to the 2nd round of something.

Believing the moon landing was faked would mean believing:

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

I’m glad they took this photo the second Seth Jones found out he was going to Columbus.

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