Peyton continued, “I admit, I made some mistakes in my youth. But as my dam used to quote from the Bridleble, “when I became a bronco, I put away coltish things.” Now, some might say I’m just being an old nag, but I really think that the media is putting the cart before the horse with these claims. It behooves to…

This is bull shit. Booze is always the answer.

No, be fair.

This is perfect for me because I can only get off on my own smug sense of superiority.

It’s too hard to gauge the o/u for 3-on-3.

I get the anger, but it’s just a game. Wishing a mass shooting on anyone is fucked up beyond belief. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

You mean the Belichik is pissed because an obscure rule bit him on the ass? You don't say.

Please let Fittish be next

The first part of your post I agree with 100%, but...

Belichick: [rips huge bong hit] You know I bet the government secretly records everyone.

This is a very funny site that is populated by some extremely talented writers and I understand that people come here to laugh, think and/or learn, not be exposed to drama.

Or, maybe the SJ reporter couldn't reach the center for comment, since he has apparently gone Incognito.

beee-dooo-beep! I’m sorry, the number you are dialing has been disconnected in the detroit area. please hang up and try again.... ☎️ 🏈 🔚

[takes Steve Smith out of fantasy football lineup]

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You know how y’all love laughing with Marshawn Lynch as he trolls the media, lamenting the fact that sports journalism has descended to such depths that sports reporters really can’t ask a worthwhile question?

This.

A 34-year old right-handed reliever with questionable stuff left in the tank and a reputation of being a pain in the ass embarasses the team by putting his hands on the 22-year old Wunderkind face of the franchise (and arguably MLB)...?

Fuck him. I’d just send him to the minor leagues next season. As a shortstop.