It’s a normal thing, with the Jets, seeing a fumble caused by an asshole.

Did that look entirely unnecessary by Gibson to anyone else?

Yeesh.

This investigation has been a thorough shitshow. It’s impossible to tell who’s full of shit, and really the only way anybody feels the way they do is because of a predisposition to believe (or not believe) rape accusers.

COUNTERPOINT: This is all very entertaining and we’re all fucked anyways. USA! USA! USA!

So you’re going to vote for an old Communist or a boring liar? Who’s the crazy one?

Samer, in the event I ever wanted your two cents, I sure don’t anymore.

A simple, genuinely curious, “Do you ever think about having sex with other people?” should get the ball rolling.

John Tavares has the confident look of someone who no longer has to worry about the possibility of a scoreboard crushing him to death.

Well why does Deadspin do the dirty work of Democrats and liberals for them?

This passage is complete bullshit.

I’v never met Tommy Craggs. More than that I’ve never heard of him. I just wish just once he would fall drunkenly in front of the A train so I could sacrifice my life in order to save him. It would be a small price to pay for the thousands of tiny kindnesses he would have shown me had we but met. Like marrying my wife…

Hello,

Sorry but no, Kessel deserves better but Leafs fans get exactly what they deserve and desire.

“What? I was telling the truth. You don’t look like it, so Suomi.”

Sports fans long ago learned to accept our male heroes as anything but heroic. It’s time to let our women be the same.

Why, its almost like consent is this fairly nebulous thing that is highly dependent on things like context in which it is asked for and/or given and the relationship you have with the person(s) you're seeking consent from!

Joke’s on them for thinking a Jet will ever carry the Stanley Cup

Lazarus concedes that no one is going to listen to his suggestion