“It’s only impossible because somewhere in recent history in District of Columbia v. Heller, 554 U.S. 570 (2008), and McDonald v. Chicago, 561 U.S. 742 (2010), the gun lobby the United States Supreme Court decided that the second amendment meant everyone can have a gun, not an establishment of a militia prior to the…

They shouldn’t hit because I don’t want to watch em hit.

I thought we made it clear after WWII that they don’t actually need to wait for us to rebel against their tyrants?

But are we sure? Maybe we should try, just to make sure.

What time is it?

This application doesn’t hold water. The only way this makes sense is if the addition of a women’s sports team is the only way to attract the additional eight students. In other words, this would only increase revenue at a school with no waiting list and a 100% acceptance rate.

The maximum fine allowable under the current CBA is $500,000, yet the league docked the Patriots $1 million, the biggest team fine in NFL history. Why? Because the NFL does whatever it wants.

Well, since you feel that way, as a Capitals fan, you’re welcome :)

might be the only time you see an Isles fan saying this but fuck that place, went to a game this year just to say I did before they moved and it’s not even charmingly shit, it’s just shit

Because Russia, more likely.

Even more troubling is that if Pizza Boli’s is closed, I don’t see how any runs will be produced in the stadium today.

Bettman is probably right, fans are jackals. These assholes at the Kings’ game kept yelling “Marion” at number 12. Fucking douchebags.

3 words: Sudden Death Overtime.

It seems almost too obvious to point out that this is a bad, bad list.

Too close to Steeler fans. Ew.