notassmartasilookiii
Not as Grey as I look
notassmartasilookiii
Sep 22 2014
12

Could you be any cruller?

Sep 22 2014
7

cranberry jelly is indeed awesome! my family never did anything from scratch growing up so there was nothing to compare it to. I've had real cranberry jelly since and I still prefer the canned stuff. it's like a sweet treat to go along with all of the salty stuff at thanksgiving. Read more

Sep 22 2014
3

Fleeting expletive. There won't be a fine. Do you even FCC?

Sep 22 2014
147

"edible cardboard and hot brown water establishment"

Sep 22 2014
86

Instead of punching her in the face, like I wanted to, I said, "how 'bout I don't charge you for the haircut, and we'll call it even?" Read more

Sep 22 2014
1.1K

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.