This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Basically this.

I can’t imagine booing someone’s creation while they’re in the room no matter how much I disliked it. Money not buying class and all that.

All I know is this: I thank the stars that none of the unfortunate blow jobs that I have given in my 40 years have been filmed, much less booed at Cannes.

I have an unnatural adoration for Chloe Sevigny. I can’t even say I’m crazy about many of her films (I found Big Love execrable). But I find Chloe’s personality and style very agreeable; she and I are from the same hometown, and when she is interviewed I am transported back to childhood and the artsy kids I grew up…

You had to figure something was up when Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t date her.

OF COURSE the million mile Toyota Tundra is beige.

I’ve been suckered into clicking on some of those trending stories. What’s truly horrible about them is that they show you what the Facebook population thinks. Literally, you get a feed of all the posts people have made about the story, which are usually a few lines of commentary with the actual content embedded…

Going on 2 years Facebook free. I’ve missed a handful of events, but compared against the time suck and productivity leach it had become I’m FAR happier without it. It doesn’t need to be important to your life if you don’t want it to be.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Vinnie’s got nothing on TacoTown:

What’s the “J.E.” for?

Viktor continued to deny paternity—going into detail for the court about when he had sex with Marija and the rhythms of her menstrual cycle—prompting the court to order a blood test.

I honestly can’t wait to see George W’s list of movies. I filed a FOIA for a list of every movie he watched back in March 2015. The expected completion date for that request is August 2019. No joke.

It was more his sense of entitlement. Go back to mid 90's when Apple came up with their first color laptop. The distributor I worked for inexplicably sent 20 of these to my job’s MD store. I worked on commission as well as the other sharks and the boss said “CASH/CREDIT CARD ONLY” as the policy. So it was first come…

Was. He’s dead.

Her hair looks beautiful, and I can’t imagine what actual problem there could be with it. Zara have opened themselves up to some serious problems here I think. Unless they have an actual “no braids” policy, which I highly doubt they do.

There’s no way Fresh Choice isn’t the name of the section with the sad prepackaged wraps inside a gas station.

How was the service when you were hit by a car? Were you seated quickly?