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notasnort
Jul 15 2013
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He should disguise himself as a Super Bowl ring. Putin will treasure and keep him forever and even offer to send a Snowden clone back to America to stand trial in his place.

Jul 14 2013
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At Ellis Island they would have simply shortened it to "Feltherup" and sent them on their merry way.

Jun 12 2013
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Totally agree. I have never read an article about hockey before, but this was interesting from beginning to end.

Jun 11 2013
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Right now I hate you for making that comment and reminding me that Gawker commenters used to make me laugh out loud with frequency.

Jun 7 2013
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Wow, I got nauseous just realizing how poignant that statement is.

Jun 7 2013
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So my ultimate takeaway from this week of continuous rape of personal privacy is that nothing can stop our government from spying on us except some cuddly cumulus? Lovely. Read more

Jun 7 2013
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I've considered DentonFucksForClicks and DentonsCaymansAccount, but I'm enjoying my non-grey commenter status too much. Nice to meet you.

Jun 7 2013
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I read it and you appear to be correct. I hope your job is not as boring as that white paper. I need a nap.

Jun 7 2013
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Hey dude, this is OT so I didn't want to spam a current article thread, but you starred one of my comments and I saw your screen name is "Mike"! You must have been commenting since on Gawker since 1882. Amazing. Rock on bro, rock on.

Jun 5 2013
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What if my friends take me out partying tonight and when I get home at 2am I have an epiphany that my entire life I've been a drunk expat writer?

Jun 4 2013
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I think the city officials who confused "police" with "rodeo" should be cut some slack.

Jun 4 2013
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Seacrest is that really cute free puppy you bring home and play with constantly the first day, but then you find out he has worms and he poops absolutely everywhere.

May 31 2013
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I thought in America they called that service a "dating site."

May 30 2013
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The first one, Olivia, is half-black. I paid close attention because she is beyond adorable and had a terrific sense of humor combined with good self-esteem and a healthy world outlook. Plus great personal office style. I notice all the important things. Read more

May 30 2013
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I worked with men in Federal prison who counted "number of baby mamas/kids" as their only present or future act of distinction as a man. The champ was a 27 year old with 19 children. It was both fucked up and sad in virtually equal proportions. If we continue to uphold policies (and politicians) who support an Read more