He should disguise himself as a Super Bowl ring. Putin will treasure and keep him forever and even offer to send a Snowden clone back to America to stand trial in his place.
At Ellis Island they would have simply shortened it to "Feltherup" and sent them on their merry way.
Totally agree. I have never read an article about hockey before, but this was interesting from beginning to end.
...until next week.
Wow, I got nauseous just realizing how poignant that statement is.
I've considered DentonFucksForClicks and DentonsCaymansAccount, but I'm enjoying my non-grey commenter status too much. Nice to meet you.
What if my friends take me out partying tonight and when I get home at 2am I have an epiphany that my entire life I've been a drunk expat writer?
Seacrest is that really cute free puppy you bring home and play with constantly the first day, but then you find out he has worms and he poops absolutely everywhere.
I thought in America they called that service a "dating site."
I worked with men in Federal prison who counted "number of baby mamas/kids" as their only present or future act of distinction as a man. The champ was a 27 year old with 19 children. It was both fucked up and sad in virtually equal proportions. If we continue to uphold policies (and politicians) who support an… Read more