Am I the only one who thinks Mariah seems more like an adult baby than a “Queen”?

Maybe she thinks nobody loves her, everybody hates her and she might as well go eat worms?

Rape jokes can absolutely be funny — and they can be pretty damned feminist, as well, as this article illustrates so neatly.

A group of my friends were inconsolably butt-hurt when I refused to buy in to a cruise vacation with them TWO FUCKING YEARS in advance. I told them I wanted to wait because, you know, a lot of shit can happen in two years. They ended up on a boat with a listeria outbreak.

In my opinion and experience, that soft “Hey” is a gentle, tentative expression of the joy of discovering each other in this uniquely intimate way. I find it adorable and return it, as in the concluding paragraph here.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

Here I should clarify that I despise coyness and code-speak and that if you ask me whether I “party” the answer will be “not with you”

He was talking about the people who order it.

Its not garbage. It’s just not worth it, but it’s not garbage.

There’s a warning in the headline!

OH SNAP

With that kind of attitude from Rio’s mayor, I doubt that Australia, the UK, or New Zealand will share their common wealth with him.

I can’t wait for GTA VI:Rio. You can either kill a bunch a people or try for a gold medal in kayaking.

Well God’s wrath had to go somewhere now that He’s cool with Cleveland.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

White privilege

I defend my state a lot here, mostly because I remember us before the influx of the Mouse and every unemployed alcoholic and entitled retiree north of Kentucky descended on us. But I would like to apologize on behalf of all Floridians for Rick Scott and his moll, Pam “Cheap Dye Job” Bondi. I did not vote for him, in…

I will say it again but nothing will be done about this gun problem until legislators, judges and executives and their collective families are the ones being targeted. This is NOT calling for them to be targeted but the realization that unless they are the ones suffering from this problem then it simply isn’t a…

Pencils don’t write on paper, people write on paper. I hate all of these stupid sayings.