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Am I the only one who thinks Mariah seems more like an adult baby than a “Queen”?

Maybe she thinks nobody loves her, everybody hates her and she might as well go eat worms?

Rape jokes can absolutely be funny — and they can be pretty damned feminist, as well, as this article illustrates so neatly. Read more

A group of my friends were inconsolably butt-hurt when I refused to buy in to a cruise vacation with them TWO FUCKING YEARS in advance. I told them I wanted to wait because, you know, a lot of shit can happen in two years. They ended up on a boat with a listeria outbreak.

In my opinion and experience, that soft “Hey” is a gentle, tentative expression of the joy of discovering each other in this uniquely intimate way. I find it adorable and return it, as in the concluding paragraph here. Read more

My personal preference is “please clap.”

Here I should clarify that I despise coyness and code-speak and that if you ask me whether I “party” the answer will be “not with you”

He was talking about the people who order it.

Its not garbage. It’s just not worth it, but it’s not garbage. Read more

Man it’s really a shame you couldn’t have captured the act on camera then posted that video on here.

I’m married, so I don’t have sex, ok?

There’s a warning in the headline!

OH SNAP

Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.

io9 is total Marvel fanboys, man. They crap all over DC and it’s a conspiracy. Read more

With that kind of attitude from Rio’s mayor, I doubt that Australia, the UK, or New Zealand will share their common wealth with him.

I can’t wait for GTA VI:Rio. You can either kill a bunch a people or try for a gold medal in kayaking.

Well God’s wrath had to go somewhere now that He’s cool with Cleveland.

@gaiking: No, they arrived in a giant box shaped like an erect penis with my photo taped to the head.