Uneasy lies the moonwalking hot dog that wears the crown.

Money.

As opposed to her flower crown, deck of cards fascinator, or a banana. (“Is that a banana on your head or are you just an asshole?)

Just had to say how much I loved having a 99.9% Kardashian free Dirt Bag!

There will also be a peer review led by Vox Media editorial director Lockhart Steele

I still can’t believe a human being has the real name “Lockhart Steele.”

I’m quite the opposite type of Yankee fan. I was a season ticket holder for years. The first time I could afford them was just after college, and they were in the bleachers, because they’re cheap as fuck. At the time it was 42 games for under $400 (I think tickets were still $9 a game). I had them for almost a decade.…

Also known as the Seventh-Inning Kvetch

what, the Cheddar Bey Biscuits?

Did you notice “LYE DOWN”? Sounds harsh on the skin.

Is this what it's like to be Kim Kardashian?

Fuck them.

I could be Albert Einstein and they would discredit me as a horrible scientist. It doesn’t matter.

Give the guy a break. It has to be a seriously depressing existence to wake up every morning, and the man in the mirror is 50% Donald Trump.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

You’ll need to get that trucoat or the batteries will fall right out, It’s apllied at the factory we can not take it off.

I teach 4th grade, and one of my kiddos asked if he could do sharing on Friday. He brought in his iPad and started to talk about his favorite singer who had recently died. He played “Let’s Dance” for the class and shared pictures that he found on the internet. It was the sweetest thing ever! Most of the class had no…

I have a feeling that Duncan’s (Zowie) young life was probably tumultuous and the nanny probably played a big part in raising him. It’s really nice that David honored that.

Also his daughter is the child of a world famous musician and supermodel, and I don’t recall ever seeing a picture of even the back of her head, even since his passing. That’s masterful work in this day and age.