But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?

People can’t be expected to carry jugs of water from buildings that are miles away.

I noticed something was off when they asked if I wanted P. coli de Gallo.

Good.

7 people sit on top of the table.

Changing his first name to “Johnny” and taking on Jimmy and Stephen?

Somewhere (in Portland, probably) there’s a machine that spits dudes like those guys out by the dozens. We must find this machine, lest we be flooded with inane conversations about small batch bourbon and banjo / mustache wax.

So if the company admitted there was a bug and the Sanders campaign fired the person that presumably exploited the bug, why would the DNC punish the entire campaign? That’s... a bit much. These databases have to be gargantuan. Without the ability to export the data, it would have been a meaningless drop in the bucket…

There’s so much bro happening in that picture my tea just turned into a Monster energy drink.

Lada Riva:

Why is this special? Hasn't John Malkovich made dozens of movies no one has bothered to see yet?

She’s also incredibly smart. She used to write White House budget policy.

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

i believe that is a blood orange.

Retired boxer went to jail for rape and was a leading cast member in top rated sitcom Friends.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

One that I’d add to the list: Kings.

Plus, while all those little explosions in the cylinders are making heat, that heat is being transferred to the coolant, which is then being piped through the heater core, which then can be blown into the passenger compartment so your lovely ass doesn't shatter like an ice sculpture shoved by a drunk bridesmaid. The…