You thought that was deep, didn't you?

remember, in the event of a water landing, your Stewardess can be used as a flotation device.

The age of Craigslist has taught me that pretty much anyone can get laid anytime they want if they don't care who it's with.

Meanwhile, his brother California Safari sits unused in the stable.

Funny thing is that he'd never see me on the street because I'm a shut-in.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

And this looks like her LinkedIn: http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?i…

I'm seeing a lot of people saying "Why is this a problem?".

Blue shirt is Lauren Spinelli. This is her facebook: https://www.facebook.com/laurenspin?fre…

At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

Nah. Kings come and go. Bastards stay eternal.

That smirk comes from the satisfaction of knowing you're committing the perfect crime.

These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I…

and hobbling?

Would have qualified but stopped to text her bf a few times the last time she ran a marathon.

If only we had some leads! GAH!

After seeing the trailer for Lucy in the previews before Cap it is now the movie I am most looking forward to this summer.

Jack Reacher meets Oblivion. Minus an audience.