I've come to the sad conclusion that I'm apparently the only human being in 2014 who finds the whole zombie phenomenon boring (and its popularity perplexing).

Lest we forget, behind every bro is a woman who loves him.

Fuck - none
Marry - none
Kill - all

Am dying to know the hard hitting research that went into this (because I'm finding it disturbingly accurate)

I think Kate McKinnon is one of the best players SNL has had in a long time. And she does the absolute best Justin Bieber ever!

Imma let you finish but this was the best sketch of all time...

I really enjoyed the musical guest, Sam Smith. He's like a mixture of Antony Hegarty and Adele. His voice is terrific.

Genesis 9:3 certainly implies that Noah did not eat meat. God tells them after the flood: "Everything that lives and moves about will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything."

Wow. You're really invested. Go start a fucking blog, shit talker.

First he came for the gays, and I didn't speak back because I was not gay