also they have consistently been around 15th in the league for attendance the last five years or so. And not to continue to beat the dead horse but cincinnati is currently ranked #2 in attendance for this season. So put that in your proverbial pipe and smoketh from it*

50+ games in the last three days? Believe it or not but there are huge crowds at pretty much every game that aren't day games or mid week. I know this because I have to deal with throngs of idiots on my way out of work pretty much every game day. What stops them from going into the actual stadium? Super cheap craft…

Or the ridiculous thunderstorms passing through the area, or the sell out crowd that stayed all the way through the opening night game last night, but yeah probably just shitty fans with jobs...what losers.

I'm clearly not cut out for this deadspin comedy thing.

Up mom was trollin this dicc ha haaawww

The troll is hard with this one

Me STFU??? Naw man how bout you STFU!!

STFU! say something meaningful or GTFO!

Oh just cuz he blacc he a gang member now??? U kno whut dis is??? Dis RAYCESS!!!

Thanks Tom, this post helped make it really obvious who amongst us are STL fans and/or racists.

Congratulations Mr. Fahey. Happy the powers that be selected my favorite writer for weekends. Now we need to have a word about some gaming app of the day reviews, mainly, WHERE THE F&@k HAVE THEY GONE?!?!?!?

You're a nice man Mr. Fahey.

Story schmory Tim, you heard the man STICK TO SPROTS DICK.

hilarious, I woke up my dog I was laughing so hard. I have no job. Do dogs like nilla wafers?

+1 unborn bastard child

Tell me more...and please provide any picture or video evidence you have...it's for research purposes of course...

Bullshit

One time I looked betwixt my legs while pooping and watched the log being birthed straight from my anus. I was 10 and that was the day I lost my innocence.

I have brought this same issue up with some of my professors and they claimed the test questions were drawn from a "test bank" the university requires them to use. Which I believe is shorthand for " I am too lazy to create my own questions, answer these questions I found on Google"

Hey turdspin, stick to da sports wieners we don't pay you to show us pics of two different but similar looking underage girls perverts