Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Lena Dunham: Yes, Odell, I will marry you.

Now I want to see them play. Any tickets left or do I have to use a scalper?

I “wander” if you’ll ever learn the glory that is PC Master Race. You should hold onto that hat of yours until you do. Filthy console user.

Not all about that grace.

Should We Stop Having Very Short Debates? A Very Short Debate

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.

Be an Optimist Prime, not a Negatron.

Nodding intensifies

That’s nothing — after Phil Mickelson won the British Open, he fucked the Claret Jug. Well, not the Claret Jug, but a jug. Or, I guess not a jug, but some jugs.

No, don’t stop the puns. I can Goebbels them up all day.

I guess you didn’t actually watch that 16th start. It was the worst performance since any of Brady Quinn’s games.

I think Duggernator is already taken

I choose to believe that you copy and pasted this from a Rangers fan’s 2009 DS comment.

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

"Doe" was honestly included as a pronunciation guide. I had Demetry spell the word for me, then I double checked its pronunciation. It's not my term.