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To be fair Paul Rudd, Picasso was also a twat.

I feel like if any of these people had to face actual religious persecution, like being assaulted because of their beliefs or having their churches firebombed, they would drop dead in shock that such a thing is even possible because they’ve convinced themselves that greetings from supermarket checkers and the color of

My completely scientific Baldwin rankings:

I’m 38 and I’m of Italian descent, meaning I’ve had a mustache since age 9. Aging has been weird as hell for me because as everyone around me starts complaining about their bodies (saggy boobs, big hips, stretchmarks, body hair) I’m like “I’ve had all that since puberty!” It’s kind of like I showed up to the bar

I really do not care for this remake of The Lion in Winter.

I love all the emotions that ran across Blue’s face, lol. She was smiling, casually enjoying the show, and then “Oh no, nononono.” The look of disgust that a child witnessing a glimpse of her parents’ sexuality can muster is priceless and always hilarious. The best part is her little head popping up to see if the

Yep. However, when presented with this, wypipo will automatically shut down and spout bullshit like this

I wish that everyone would read it.

Same here generally but I feel okay about it when it’s Skeletor.

Shit. This means Beth dies because the evil ACLU wouldn’t let her classmates pray her to better health.

Best apostrophe joke of all time goes to Terry Pratchett in I think The Light Fantastic... where the Four Horsemen stop off at a roadside inn on the way to the end of the (disc)world and get drunk and after a while one of them say something like:

I would recommend to everyone here that they track down everything they can that Lucy Worsley did for TV. Her tours of history are so damn cool, delightful and really informative.

Party was originally (pre-confederation, i.e. 1867) called the Liberal-Conservative Party. The name changed in the 1940s to Progressive Conservative Party at the insistence of a new federal party leader.

In all honesty I could see Aidan as one of those who voted for Obama twice and then Trump. I could see Aidan saying things like, “You know where he stands on things,” and “He’s speaks for the little guy, ya know?” and “I just don’t trust Hillary.”

1. Obesity is a serious issue.

It is terrible, but I think the thing that makes it worse is that it isn’t just men. I also get typical catcalling and that’s only ever men, but the number of women willing to yell at me on the street to tell me I should die is extra disheartening

Or swearwolves

Let’s just leave it here.