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Spacey just got Byrned.

FUCK OFF DR. KELLY!!!

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS A CHEMICAL

Your entire comment was great and suddenly reminded me of all those times that my kid responds to a simple directive like “Please don’t chew with your mouth open” with “OH MY GOD MOM I GUESS I’M NEVER ALLOWED TO EAT AGAIN, HUH?”

1.) Michael got me laughing in front of customers like a crazy person.

While I entirely agree with you about Rickman, I don’t trust Kate Winslet’s judgement. Her attitude about Roman Polanski taints her for me.

Chris Pine has an official Armani cologne that he describes as having “notes that are redolent of smoke and leather chairs and sitting around the fire and sharing a great meal and conversations.”

I won’t do it! I don’t know anything about her apart from a few roles I’ve seen (and enjoyed) her in, so am happy to bask in ignorance :)

Ann Curry will always be a classier Lady than me. This morning, I sat down on the couch with a cup of coffee, and my husband comes running out of the bedroom and goes “YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO EXCITED!” And I was like “wut?” And he yells “MATT LAUER GOT FIRED!” And then we danced around.

Pictured: the bar stool next to Bruce tomorrow at 3:05pm

More like Garrison Feeler

Slow Clap.

As a very proud Canadian, I can tell you this. Not everyone is 100% behind Trudeau. But at times like this, when I see him taking steps that *nobody* has ever bothered to take before? Well, I can get behind that.

Katie Couric: “He pinches me on the ass a lot.”

No fucks were given for piven today.

My husband and I used to have this problem. If we have a stressor, I want to discuss it to death and he wants to leave it alone until he’s ready. We finally agreed on a ten minute venting session where I can let fly, and then we put it away. It’s been surprisingly good for me, he’s much less stressed, and we don’t

Update: I told Mr. TrumanChipotle I was cripplingly aware of my mortality and he commented in a way that was meant to be reassuring “you’ll always live on in my memory”.

Has anyone checked on Michael K?