It’s like he swallowed the entire DSM.

Shit, an eight bedroom Victorian for that price? Lizzie could walk through on the hour swinging her ax and I’d count it as an asset.

I like to think that this wax figure will be stored away in an attic and start rapidly aging while the real Trudeau mysteriously stays young. The process has apparently already begun.

This is also false.

I love Rashida. I bet Pixar was overwhelmed with relief when they started reading, but then she hit them with that last sentence like:

As far as curses go, that’s a pretty work-appropriate one.

I’m a bad person ( Australian) and can’t help trying to copy it and then cracking up when I hear an outrageous Kiwi accent. It’s the only time I ever feel compelled to do something this offensive. It says something about the attractiveness of their men that they manage to be sexy in spite of this (see: All Blacks…

YASSSSSS!!!! You need more stars for this generous post.

I wish he would jump off of that ledge, my friend.

lol Adam Levine is 6' in his wizard hat, maybe.

There have been some stellar Twitter reactions to this:

Girl, I got you.

Do yourself a favor and go listen to the episode of Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me with Henry Winkler. Apparently this whole story line was a result of his mother nagging him by letter to tell the showrunners that he has other skills they can use - like water skiing. He ignores her forever because how the holy eff are you…

Blake Shelton is alt-sexy.

Taika Waititi is my sexiest man alive. a)sex b)hilarious c) made the greatest anti racism PSA ever.

Yes, and he is also JACKED in that movie. Plus tall AF. Plus shaggy as you said. <3

I am a total pedestrian whose favorite Oscar Isaac is the dapper ‘Star Wars’ OI, but I get you.

It was! I’d like to show the card because it’s a child’s scribbly handwriting, which is very poignant to me. Also, dad wrote, “ Thank you for saving my wife.”

That’s AMAZING! :D I mean, there’s a good reason we get certified—it CAN work—but boy does it take effort.