NotAllMan! Long time no see. Well, not really.

He is hilarious.

I also got to see Colm Feore as Henry Higgins that same week. It was a good one.

Adam Levine is not sexy. I still quote the Jezebel article that called him the human embodiment of chlamydia anytime anyone mentions him and that picture of him in his underwear frightens me.

I have in the past, but most of my active friends know better than to post that bullshit where I can answer them. The simple explanation is that there is a time of year when influenza rates rise above the expected baseline per 1000s of people. This time of year is expected based on endemic patterns, and can vary but…

Fun story about that: cruise ships have started putting Purell all over boats and in service lines to combat noro. Other things too, but mostly noro because that’s what gets the headlines.

It’s just nice to see a 40-something white guy get some recognition for once.

me rn

Blake Shelton is the opposite of sexy. He is an anaphrodisiac.

Blake Shelton is People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2017

I’m still railing against the heavens about Carrie Fisher. *solidarity fistbump*

See, this actually begins to explicate his inexplicable popularity with dads. He’s Dad Joke: The Man. And that’s just fine.

There’s always a bright side. For instance, your namesake’s actress is still an unimpeachable comedy treasure who seems genuinely delightful and sweet in real life!

They also owe Tig Notaro an apology for calling her “ungrateful” and shit for daring to speak out about this.

And she did a double take when she heard him steal her words :(

WHERE THOSE APOLOGISTS AT? What was that again about Jezebel rumor mongering and dragging a good man down and there haven’t been any “real” accusations?

Sadly no, as this was shot before my time here (I’ve been in books for nearly 10 years, but across a few different places), but it looks basically exactly the same, as most secondhand shops tend to do, so seeing it in there makes me smile. (Same goes for its pride of place in the opening of Prince’s “Musicology” music…

Anecdotally, even Chris Evans is Team Chris Pine:

He was! (I also have a bit of extra fondness for that film, as parts of it were shot in my bookstore.)

He’s just a tool of the Illuminati which has been run by Hillary Clinton all along because emails.