“Back in my day paramours knew how to match their dungarees the right way: from head to fucking toe.” - me

Ugh...I have co-workers who got into Isagenix. One of them paid for his son’s fees or whatever once so he wouldn’t go down a sales tier. The other one had to quit the shakes because it was just a bunch of powdered milk that didn’t agree with their digestive systems. The lot of them are always jumping on the next…

People say this a lot. They suck, and I always call bullshit when I see someone saying this. People without kids have valid and good opinions and often know plenty about children, or you know, pants? It’s not like being a mom makes you appreciate pockets or comfort more? Like, I always WTF the “not-a-mom” sentiment,…

Its a nice neutral gray and is realllllly soft and stretchy - but like I said its the only dress that has made it! I was firing off rants about Lula when I realized I am fucking wearing a dress from them.

I used to work in retail, low-end athleisure stuff that would be considered their competition. And not one of the stores I managed carried $20,000 in inventory. That’s a crazy amount.

hahaha YES!

You also need really good locks, cause sometimes they break into your home to rape and assault you.

100% the advice I give any guy who asks me how they can be an ally. Your fellow bros are the ones who need talking to, not women. Be an ally where we are unable to go; don’t perform allyship in front of other women.

What is that quote? “We don’t need men in feminist spaces, we need men to take male spaces and make them feminist.”

Sexual abusers are overwhelmingly male.

Interesting collection of words.

I tell you what, if there is a single pair of human beings I would never expect to be cast in the same film, it’s John Oliver and Beyoncé.

But Olivier allegedly got in that one perfect burn about Hoffman’s OTT method techniques and staying in character. “Have you tried acting, dear boy.”

And that boyfriend was John Cazale, who could out-act Hoffman.

boom! Well done ladies!

YESYESYESYES. *Standing Ovation*. I’m so here for this revolution.

Too many flavors sets a dangerous precedent, Meteor.

<<A key tenant of both Halloween and socialism>>

For further instruction as to capitalism in America, candy shall be strictly vetted with only these morsels such as these allowed entry.