“Taoufik Moalla”
Yeah, I know why he was pulled over.
I’d be about as ready to take relationship advice from Anna Faris as I would pet adoption advice.
Ugh, there was an article the other day about subsidies and the author could only manage to spell it properly in the title. Throughout the rest of the piece she wrote“subsides,” except in the areas she copied and pasted a quote. I died a little every time I saw that stupidly misspelled word.
OH MY GOD
It’s easy to remember because stantionEry includes an envelope!
When he gets old and fat it will naturally expand adding a refectory and an abbey
Pizza! You guys...
Right?! Americans are often labelled as entitled, etc. But there are developing nations that give women more leave than the US does. I can’t imagine going back at 2 weeks or 6 weeks or even 4 months. Insane.
Have you ever heard a pika squeaking? It literally sounds like some bloke shouting “squeak” in a falsetto voice. I thought it was a fake until I found a David Attenborough video with them making the same noise.
There’s an open farm near us where you can go and see loads of different breeds, and they have a petting barn. As you go in there is a notice warning you about Raymond the sheep, who baaas extremely loudly, and often makes people jump. And let me tell you, they are not wrong about Raymond. The noise he makes is…
My best “catcall” ever was on my way to work. “Rock those shades, girl!” And they were new sunglasses and that just really made my whole day better.
I get yelled at a lot in public, as I am as woman who exists frequently in public places, but I still feel kind of happy when I recall the last time a dude called out to me that he liked my coat. It IS a nice coat! Thanks, stranger!
I think the joke is that Jane is a nihilist because all her advice basically boils down to “do whatever, you might die anyway.”
I have been informed that Elvis has some really stupid opinions regarding the need for masculinity in skating along with all the associated homophobic bullshit, so....
I used to go to a skating camp hosted by Elvis every year. He signed my sweatshirt and the only double flip double loop combo i’ve ever landed was in front of him.
I think my favorite Hip song is Fireworks, which probably has the most Canadian falling in love lyrics ever:
We all knew it was coming, up here in Canada. That said, it’s going to take me a bit for me to process this. Gord Downie is a national treasure, and he is the voice of Canadiana... for my generation, anyhow. He was the kind of person who, even if you weren’t really into The Hip’s music, you could still have respect…
It’s sad news. We are sadder hosers today.