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That makes complete sense, and the correlation to relatability and the scare factor is solid. I also think that for Don’t Breathe you could argue that the “bad guy” garnered a certain level of sympathy/empathy- he wanted to simply be left alone, the kids broke into his house, and yes, he clearly wasn’t a saint (I’ll

He is the only part of that film to haunt my nightmares.

I think “Green Room” has the most accurate depiction I’ve ever seen of (how I imagine) real people who aren’t trained in combat fight. You could see real fear, hesitancy, desperation, and, most importantly, missteps, when they were fighting. So often in films you see characters with little to no background in combat

movie: *hosts take out a box*

OMG I LOVE THAT ONE. It plays perfectly on that annoying feeling we all have sometimes that someone is behind you.

BAHAHAHA YES! That quote and the piss jug incident with Lahey made me cry with laughter. The material is so crude, but the delivery makes it brilliant!

My husband is on a business trip right now and I am LIVING. I ordered sushi and watched the Gaga documentary last night. I slept on the entire bed and didn’t make it this morning.

This pic always makes me think they’re trying to send a secret message in dong language. Like sign language but with dongs.

what the fuck is with the whole shorts over leggings thing?

Yes, it took me a good 12 waking hours to come up with that. Shut up.

Boomused?

This story just makes me happy. I know several facilities guys, gruff but lovable Ron Swanson types, who would also feel the need to finish their last job before they could move on to the next world.

Actually, that’s a really smart move. My father always wants to sit where he can see everyone so he can scope out good eye candy. NO MORE, DAD.

Listen, the weirdest single thing about sheep and goats is that like, if I was going to mimic a dog barking, you would be like, “Yes, that is absolutely a person pretending to be a dog,” even if I was doing a really good job sounding like a dog. But a sheep or a goat sound is indistinguishable from a person pretending

I kinda remember that but everything is a blur bc of Look At me

Haha omg that one was terrifying!! Def made my list of Even More Reasons I Won’t Go Camping!

MOTHER OF FUCKING SHIT. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. BYE.

This story isn’t supernatural but it’s 100% true and probably the closest I’ve (knowingly) come to being in serious trouble.

IT’S TIMEEEEE