Coffee is proof that god loves us. Not sure about Jesus, I think he was a wino

I did. He’s such a sleaze I’m surprised that Trump didn’t nominate him to be Attorney General.

I’d have expected it to be Cracker Barrel. It is right there in the name!

Did the 18 varieties of white bread tip you off?

It is helpful for those of us who are love intolerant, though.

Only permissible in non-gay-wedding cakes.

These dummies (the granola jockies). Love is the process by which it’s made, not an ingredient. Everyone knows that.

The CEO calling it “so George Orwell” is so funny to me. This is apparently the most extreme form of political oppression he can imagine.

I know, right? The prosecutor is laughably villainous while Strang and Buting seem like the world’s greatest dads.

Beautiful! I hope Ramona is a little bit like Ramona Quimby- she taught me how to turn an uppercase Q into a kitty cat by adding ears and whiskers!

Ladies and Gents:

I have been looking for this glorious social media gaffe to show up on Jezebel today because it has consumed my life. So. This happened to NPR. Someone meant to post something to his personal page, but he posted it to the NPR page. The problem is that this happened yesterday, and it’s been such a shitshow of a couple…

I wish I could say you were exaggerating about how bad it is, but I can’t.

Talk about erecting a building, amirite?

It can be really tough to be shy as an adult, because most people just assume you don’t like them.

I moved to Orlando a couple of years ago from Ohio, and Chicago before that. I agree with this. I found people in the mid-west were like “look we’ve done the same thing three times (I am a gamer) you’re family, come to my sister’s wedding next week and you are coming over for dinner tomorrow night, non-negotiable.”

What is interesting about it is that it one of Prince’s laziest guitar solos. He wasn’t even trying and still killed it.

Ahhh, Concert for George. Great concert film not enough people have seen. The DVD extras are heart wrenching for anyone who ever loved George Harrison.

Mourning Petty’s death here in his home state of Florida. Fuck, this really sucks.

He was always one of my favs. I remember reading this 2 years ago....