Is the gun okay!?!?

LOL I have a worse one - on MeetMe, I got a message from this guy who had clearly copy-pasted his whole profile from the internet. It said he liked Virginia Woolf, so I asked him what his favorite work of Woolf’s was.

So I heard Bailey’s next doc is titled “Jeffrey Dahmer: Daredevil Foodie!”

Great performance in Zodiac, but severely miscast—doesn’t look a thing like Ted Cruz.

I will never cease to be amazed by the way conservative figures, in politics, entertainment or otherwise, can play the “I’m just too dangerous and edgy for people to accept” when republicans hold both houses of Congress and there’s a nominally republican president in the White House.

Stephen King really embiggened that movie with his cocaine use. The trailer alone is a thing of beauty.

I WAS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY, I KNOW THAT NOW

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

Now that I’m an adult, I see Jaws as a movie about 3 guys who found an excuse to get drunk on a boat.

Popes were mostly shitheads. There were just a handful who took their job as spiritual leaders (and not head of state) seriously. What finally made me leave the church completely was my learning of the Lateran Treaty with Mussolini. Yesh, we are human, we make mistakes, yadda yadda. But no. That was unacceptable. The…

That’s just natural. Those dolls are truly creepy.

No, I haven’t. Because I’d never go in one! I kind of broke out in a light sweat when I read your question. (Not your fault! It’s my weird kryptonite.)

I do not deal with helplessness very well, so if I’m in a situation where I feel like I can DO something I’ll react quickly, but if I’m not, I’ll just stand and cry like a dummy. I watched my dog get hit by a car, and I literally just stood at the side of the road and screamed until my roommate yelled at me (like…

My inlaws are still scandalized, and my mother in law isn’t convinced that if we had children, they’d be legitimate.

I don’t plan to have any, but if I do, I can’t wait to call the little baby a bastard all the time.

*fires up the speedboat*

Usually greed gradually robs people of any compassion. If you see a wealthy old rich white dude with a shit-eating grin, he likely doesn’t give a fuck about his own family.

Sean “I can’t compose a coherent sentence” Spicer gets an invitation to teach at Harvard, and Chelsea Manning has her invitation rescinded. I teach at a major research University, and I can tell you which person I would be interested in having as a colleague.

“If you’re a public figure, you cannot win [sexual harassment] lawsuits,” he added. “Every accusation is a conviction,”

It comes down to sexual amorality. When you are sprung forth and cultivated in a culture of yes, you’re conditioned to believe that it’s those who say no who are in the wrong. Sexual harassment and domestic abuse fit his mold of appropriate, traditional intergender interaction.