Pay for another film, sneak into the one you are feeling morally dubious in supporting. It’s how I saw all the Transformers movies.

My BF was Faye’s assistant for a year which culminated in a nervous breakdown. Faye had recently gone into menopause so, imagine. The stories were delicious and toe-curling. She had a habit of waking him at 3am, screaming on the phone, “Where is my fucking Premarin??!!!” To this day, his friends still torture him by…

It just seems so bizarre to me to live somewhere that would easily show evidence of habitation, but there is none. Like, does that make you feel like a ghost? Like you’re not real?

I saw her at a Mail Boxes Etc once sending about 100 faxes with “FROM THE DESK OF FAYE DUNAWAY” emblazoned on the top and it is my favorite celebrity sighting EVER.

I love the name ‘Jemima’ but American syrup has ruined it for me, the same way American syrup ruins pancakes.

Frederick Douglass, fortunately, is still alive and well.

“I was devastated by the use of my image in place of my great friend and long-time collaborator Janet Patterson...I am alive and well and an active producer.”

In my mind, the woman sitting behind Gibson has been kicking his seat the whole time.

Streep and Miranda should be looking at each other. That’s a film right there.

I know you’re joking, but the tenets of Sikhism are some of the most gender-equitable of any of the religions!

Ever since Reagan, and especially since Gingrich, they’ve put party before country, and since the Clinton years have shown nothing but contempt for citizens and law. They’ve been getting more extremist all the time and the press mostly gave them a pass, treated their awful policy agenda as if it had merit.

Take Your Daughter To Work Four Years.

You are wrong about Left Shark.

Same with me on the shaving, especially in the cold months. After letting the hair get so long it can flow in the wind, I will sometimes feel haughty, like I’ve unlocked a feminist achievement level or something. But then I shave and I automatically feel better and prouder and sexier about my legs and that destroys…

I’ve always wondered: if I’m just too lazy to shave, is this a feminism victory? Or am I just a fucking lazy slob? I’m fine with either, really. I’ve just always wondered...

Rubella? I hardly know her!

Hey now, DeNiro is a method actor. So, he’s not just pretending to be a doctor, he is inhabiting the role of doctor.

He’ll win for playing an aging bisexual man in a historical drama. He will wear many vests. Perhaps an ill-matching hat.

I find him hard to take seriously as “Tough Guy/Bond Heir.” He’s more “Gentleman Dandy Who Boxed At Cambridge.”