Catherine the Great!

I thought that too! Not Chunk!

I’ve been wondering something about the royal wedding and I don’t know where to wonder about it so here goes: will Rayanne from My So-Called Life be invited? She is the Countess of Devon now. I’ll be excited if she is there.

I can’t understand why he is a thing. His most famous song (I don’t know, I refuse to look it up) sounds so much like Let’s Get It On in terms of chord progression that I get really mad when I hear it.

My favourite actor was Alan Rickman and now that he is gone (sniff) my heart belongs to Alfred Molina. If anything comes out about him, it will destroy me.

Agreed. Look at her hugging Princess Anne’s leg!

The shoes! The coat! She is just precious. I’m also jealous they don’t have any snow and can send their kids to school without layers upon layers upon layers. Sigh.

I love this story.

My husband and I got married after having known one another for nine months and still happily married 7 years later BUT I now look back and think WTF? I hardly knew him! He could have been a psychopath! It all worked out but jeez.

I LOVE Can I Borrow a Feeling

I have a friend who is a ginger, and has a partner who is a ginger and they are mid-thirties, no kids. I NEVER ask people when they are going to have kids because I’m (generally) not a jerk but I feel they have a duty to keep the ginger going.

My husband does not have encyclopedic knowledge of The Simpsons (weirdo) so I often quote it to myself and then laugh heartily. Then he wants to know why so I have to give him long explanations. This happens 2-3x/week.

See I love Vikander’s look. She looks like a beautiful, scary doll. I also love that her hair is parted so severely. She’s so gorgeous she can do whatever.

Allison Janney is just ridiculously gorgeous.

That is very much Joseph Fiennes

Lord Mountbatten, you mean. ;)

I’m confused because someone who loves this sort of fad diet bullshit basically told my husband that he could cure his Hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy by eating more tomatoes. Are they good or bad?!? So confusing! Good thing he just got an implanted cardiac defibrillator instead.

I thought you were joking about “raw water” and then I Googled it. What. The. Fuck.

Or even an iron deficiency. I donated too much blood last year, depleted my iron and then couldn’t handle anything. It was brutal.

I am 38 and still have a grandma but she doesn’t like me. She’s the crankiest.