How did Hannah Keyser make it to this point in her life without ever having had fried chicken?

“If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you’re stealing my bit!”

Wealth being a zero sum game is a fallacy, especially in a world where money gets created and wiped out digitally every day without ever having a physical representation to back it. It’s true that the wealthy do hang on to their wealth, but wouldn’t you in this day and age? Most of the wealthy aren’t Bill Gates and…

Anyway, if I’m putting any antlers on the table, they’re gonna be real. None of these poseur antlers for me. I’m taking down Bambi’s mom and then making her head the centerpiece of my turkey dinner.

In my day, we used to string 20, 30, sometimes 50 tweets together, but then publish it all at once! We called it “an angry response to the alt.tv.x-files.fanfic.scully-and-skinner-boning Usenet group”!

I don’t exactly love winter, but I can respect it, and snow is awesome. Winter owns its goddamn cold and tell you to accept it or fuck off. Fall is like “Well, you might want to wear a light jacket, or go with the pea coat, but who knows what it’ll be like by mid-afternoon? Oh, look, that guy is wearing shorts. Don’t…

If punching dudes is your genre of choice though, you’ll need to sneak in one last viewing of Top Gun (RT: 55%)

You are gonna wish Jay Cutler was back after watching Matt Barkley these next 6 games

Pretty scary stuff. Unions are an option, certainly, and I would never discourage anyone from joining a union.

If these neighbors were smart, they’d take these pics and put them on io9.

Torque is right up there with Boyz

What’s the worst thing to spill in the kitchen?

Here’s my fact check of his list:

Fact - this is a list.

But, but, I thought we were all supposed to live in the city as foretold in the Gospel according to Gawker.

Leave it to the Bears to win a game that only pushes them further out of good draft position and simultaneously gives the Packers a better shot at winning the division lol...

I may make a slight edit and go with 4oz and no club soda, but I’m down with this all day.

I especially hate looking through a genre list, clicking on one to read the description, deciding against it and going to the list only to find myself back at the beginning of the damn list.

Is it just me or does there appear to be pretty much nothing of redeeming value coming to Netflix in November?