because only hardcore alcoholics drink at 9am

Soon.

Couldn’t agree more. There are exactly three things you may bring into a weight room: Your workout book. A Pen. A Water bottle.

As a White Sox fan, I can completely sympathize. At least you don’t have to live in the same geographical region with fans of another team that sell out most games. Because as bad as it is to hear those comments on STR, it’s 100% worse when you have to hear it from people trying to talk shit about your team with…

The other day, a dude brought his *dog* into the gym, and let it wander around. Weirdly, the dog has the same name as my wife. So, after the 10th time the owner yelled at the dog to leave me alone, I said, “It’s cool. My wife has the same name, so I’m used to be distracted by a Mollie when I’m trying to focus.”

And leave it there for the entire work out not using that machine, so they can come back to it later.

I stopped going altogether about 18 months ago the frustration in those places simply isn’t worth it for me. Also grab a couple dumbells/ equipment of choice and your house is a fine gym. I guess that doesnt apply to apartment dwellers tho who may be lacking space.

Oh those guys... we have a locker room, drinking fountains, etc. but some of these guys like to bring a gallon jug of water/beverage with them, which they fill at the drinking fountain anyway, or some of the dudes that feel they don’t need to go to the locker room to change their shirts.

I swear no gym (be it a luxury one or YMCA) ever enforces any of the rules. I regularly see people brining coffees with them into my gym and drinking them while working out.

Clive Owen, the suavest motherfucker on Earth. 

“It’s Paxton Time (for now).”

I do not mind the parking lot attention, but what I do not like is people driving next to you at highway speeds with their cellphones out trying to adjust their speed to snap a good picture while raging motorists are swerving around because they’re blocking the left lane it’s like LOOK AHEAD MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS NOT…

“While he was there, he had a roomate he really loved masterbating”

Well to be fair Clinton lied during HER last presidential attempt. So fact checking BOTH sides is critically important. Lets not just put all of this on Trump, as awful as he is.

I think her shoes weigh more than she does.

Eddie from Peotone on line 1...

Given what we know about that “elite” defense of Houston and how shitastic Buffalo is lets make a list of quarterbacks the Patriots could win with after a week or so of practice. Feel free to add to this list.

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