According to 92% of the dealer ads I see, this is actually a manual transmission.

Their their, now...

Metallic Creamsicle Orange for everyone!

I really miss This Week In Terrifying Animal News

Skyfall stinks. We will not be silenced.

#TeamTastefulMiddleAgedCialisAdActress

If you’ve never had a cookie from Potbelly, you need to immediately.

I guess there are two sides to this kind of thing. My 78-year-old father can fucking fix anything. In fact, if there's a repair job that is not an emergency, I usually leave it until he comes to visit. Keeps him occupied and also gives him fuel to bitch about my useless ass, which is one of his main joys in life.

Ah yes, the old “judge them by how they look” argument.

If you’re a Buffalo-area exotic dancer, after last year, the last thing you want is reminders of what happens when a randy Orton appears outta nowhere.

A pint of ice cream is a single serving, you fucking fascists!

Pencils are no joke. Still have a dot on the palm of my left hand from third grade.

. . .Yes?

Hoisted on your own p(ub)etard.

Talent is one thing, and schemes are another, and every NFL team has to find the right scheme for the right personnel.

Everyone else is beating around the bush:

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

I once inadvertently made a 50 question multiple choice exam where there were 2 separate stretches of about 10 questions where the answer was the same. I didn’t notice until I was filling out the answer key....while the students were taking the exam.

By that logic, freedom of the press should only apply to people who publish old timey broadsheets on physical paper. This is the type of discussion that doesn’t help the issue - just straight up say you want to ban all guns and leave it at that. It’s more intellectually honest.