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Jordan than purchased the floundering Charlotte basketball team, achieved a little success, re-branded the franchise the beloved Hornets, got everyone excited for the 2014-15 season, and then ran them into to ground as one final piece of payback for Gill’s transgression.

What about Ratatouille 2: The Legend of the Striped Shirt?

*pours Sriracha on everything*

You're confusing that with Der and Tum Ta Tittely Tum Ta Too, both of which I will give you were Happy Madison offerings.

(nephew comes to family reunion in neck brace and head bandage) (is met by a suspendered uncle sitting at a desk at the front gate) "Hayes, what is it ya say... ya DO here?"

We been spending most our lives, living in an Amish paradise

Whats frustrating about this is that Burneko's masturbating bear is now officially a published author.

Wait, since when was The Grey a movie with a good script?

In unrelated future news, Ndamakong Suh has been fined $76,000.00 for some of his behavior.

Time. Also, a lack of faith in my own abilities. Usually time, though.

Forman: Derrick, I told them you should be back for the playoffs.

No, fuck the "fuck ties" crowd. That's where you get "Amish sensibilities turned hipster trend" bullshit like this:

1. Smoke

Neutral: If Not The Gas Tax What? If you think I'm wrong about raising the gas tax what's your alternative?

Re: the high school dance boner.

So would my wife. Hey-o!

I ain't your buddy, pal!

Torch the gifs, Torch. A static picture rather than 2 crummy frames of video set to Seizure Lite would've upped the readability here tenfold.